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Takeaway: If you're looking for a way to bone up on Windows 2000 Server or Professional, you'll want to subscribe to our TechRepublic's TechMails.


Once a novice climbed a mountain to seek advice from a wise monk. After climbing for many days, he found the monk sitting in the lotus position among the ice and snow.

“Great teacher,” he asked, “what is the true way to Windows 2000 enlightenment?”

The monk took a slow breath and replied, “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”

The student stared, perplexed.

The monk shook his head in disappointment and said slowly, “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. Point your browser to TechRepublic. There you will find tips for Windows 2000 Professional and Windows 2000 Server. You can have these tips sent to you via TechRepublic’s TechMails—just sign up and you’ll receive free tips in your inbox every day.

"The Windows 2000 Professional tips cover lessons you’ll need to know to provide Windows 2000 support to your users. Learn about printer pooling and access restriction, controlling automatic logons, enforcing password settings, and changing boot options.

"With the Windows 2000 Server tips you’ll learn great techniques like dealing with error messages, understanding the effects of decompression, where to find the best utilities, and how to improve network services. All the tools to help you tweak a Windows 2000 server and become a better system administrator will be delivered right to you.

"Each TechRepublic TechMail tip is like a small drop of wisdom, but many drops make an ocean, and thus they will bring you to enlightenment into the workings of Windows 2000. Now, go forth, subscribe to TechRepublic TechMails, and be enlightened.”

 
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